Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Webpagedigest 03/24/2014


Obama to Call for End to N.S.A.’s Bulk Data Collection - NYTimes.com

U.S., other powers kick Russia out of G8

Russia's New Ability To Evade NSA Surveillance Is Either A Crazy Coincidence Or Something Much Worse

America’s worst industrial accident: in pictures  — Matter — Medium

Selling a Poison by the Barrel: Liquid Nicotine for E-Cigarettes - NYTimes.com


Bay Bridge's $9.4 million temporary bike path to be razed - SFGate



Former TV judge Joe Brown arrested for contempt of court » Knoxville News Sentinel Mobile

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing..
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'She even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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