05/28/2014
John Kerry: U.S To Start $5 Billion Anti-Terrorist Fund
WASHINGTON (AP) — Secretary of State John Kerry said Wednesday the United States is setting up a $5 billion "terrorism partnership fund" to help other countries push back against radical extremists.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5402880
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5402880
Half of American adults hacked this year
Nobody Wants To Host The 2022 Olympics
http://deadspin.com/nobody-wants-to-host-the-2022-olympics-1582151092
Judge questions why ‘only the boy’ is charged in underage sex case | The Advertiser
http://m.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/judge-questions-why-only-the-boy-is-charged-in-underage-sex-case/story-fni6uo1m-1226934612872
Donald Sterling sent letter to NBA agreeing to sell Clippers | abc7.com
Poet, Educator and Civil Rights Advocate Dr. Maya Angelou, 86, dies - Time Warner Cable News
http://triadnc.twcnews.com/content/news/708139/poet--educator-and-civil-rights-advocate-dr--maya-angelou--86--dies
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Exclusive: Monica Lewinsky on the Culture of Humiliation | Vanity Fair
http://www.vanityfair.com/society/2014/06/monica-lewinsky-humiliation-culture
Could This Condom Save the Porn Industry? | The Informer | Los Angeles | Los Angeles News and Events | LA Weekly
http://m.laweekly.com/informer/2014/05/27/could-this-condom-save-the-porn-industry
A fisherman walks to his boat by the same route every morning at 4AM along the beach. On one of these mornings, something was different. He came across a woman with no arms and legs reposed on a towel sobbing gently. The fisherman, feeling distress to see a woman crying, walked up to the woman and said "Good morning ma'am, I couldn't help but notice you crying....are you ok?" To whcih the woman replied "I didn't mean to intrude on your day. I am crying because due to my condition which I was born into, I will be 30 in 3 days and have never been kissed." The fisherman promptly knelt down and kissed the woman passionately much to her suprise and delight, and then continued his walk to his boat. The next morning, upon the same walk, he came across the woman again, and once again she was crying. "Ma'am, what's wrong?" he asked. "In 2 days I will be 30, and due to my condition which I was born into, I have never felt the touch of a man upon my body." The fisherman promptly knelt down and caressed her body to the woman's great pleasure. The next day, walking briskly to work, the fisherman came across the same woman who was once again crying. The fisherman walked up and said "Lady, why are you crying now?" The woman hearing his tone decided to be direct. "I'm gonna be 30 tomorrow and I've never been fucked." So the fisherman promptly knelt down, picked her up, tossed her into the ocean and yelled "Yer fucked now!!"
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