Webpagedigest 10/16/2014

10/16/2014

'...you cannot get Ebola by sitting next to someone on a bus, but that infected or exposed persons should not ride public transportation because they could transmit the disease to someone else.'
- Dr. Tom Frieden -

director of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)

http://m.cnsnews.com/news/article/brittany-m-hughes/cdc-you-can-give-can-t-get-ebola-bus

Red Cross chief warns Ebola crisis will get worse

"In a globalized world it is an illusion to think that such a disease can be contained locally," 
https://www.yahoo.com/news/red-cross-on-ebola-crisis-142551475.html

An epidemic of fear and anxiety hits Americans amid Ebola outbreak

'Though its dangers are real and terrifying, epidemiologists and other authorities say that, for now...'
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/an-epidemic-of-fear-and-anxiety-hits-americans-amid-ebola-outbreak/ar-BB9kpxp

HHS Awards Contract for Ebola Vaccine Shown to be 100 Percent Effective in Animal Tests - Nextgov.com

http://m.nextgov.com/health/2014/10/hhs-awards-contract-ebola-vaccine-shown-be-100-percent-effective-animal-tests/96536/?oref=nextgov_today_nl

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 Wife's Humiliating Answer on 'Family Feud'

https://tv.yahoo.com/tv-in-no-time/wifes-humiliating-answer-family-feud-173408933.html

Exclusive: New Cat Stevens song

https://www.yahoo.com/music/blogs/music-news/the-cat--stevens--currently-known-as-yusuf-gets-bluesy--exclusive-song-premiere-235836749.html

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, ain't Stanley .”

The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, “No, it ain't Stanley.”

The mortician asked, “How can you tell?”

Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”

“What! He had two ass-holes?” asked the mortician.

“Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley with them two ass-holes.”