Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Webpagedigest 01/04/2016


01/04/2015

Saudi Arabia-Iran row spreads to other nations - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/04/middleeast/saudi-arabia-iran-severing-ties-whats-next/index.html


Toxic chemical discovered in San Francisco's fog - seattlepi.com
http://m.seattlepi.com/bayarea/article/The-toxic-chemical-in-San-Francisco-s-fog-6734283.php?utm_source=reddit.com
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Guidance to aviation police: Run and hide - CNN.com
'Hundreds of police officers at one of the country's busiest airports say in the case of an active shooter, they are instructed to run and hide.'
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/30/us/unarmed-aviation-officers/


Meet the world's smallest camera-equipped drone
'...its Vidius model is the smallest-ever camera-equipped drone, and it's so tiny that users don't have to register it with the Federal Aviation Administration...'
http://www.engadget.com/2016/01/02/meet-the-worlds-smallest-camera-equipped-drone/



Indianapolis bar’s response to customer’s complaint about ‘ruined’ New Year’s Eve goes viral | Fox 59
http://fox59.com/2016/01/04/indianapolis-bars-response-to-customers-complaint-about-ruined-new-years-eve-goes-viral/
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The little car you can drive in France without a licence - BBC News
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35210572?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
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Adult humor/pic


There once was a Native American who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. 
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!' 
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. 
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. 
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. 
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why???
Everyone knows... You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!

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