Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Webpagedigest 07/11/2016


07/11/2016


Majority Disapprove of Decision Not to Charge Clinton on Emails (POLL) - Yahoo
https://gma.yahoo.com/majority-disapproves-decision-not-charge-clinton-emails-poll-110502329--abc-news-topstories.html
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North Korea closes only communication channel with U.S. - CNN.com
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/11/asia/north-korea-us-contact/


Arizona police can search based on pot smell, despite legal uses: court | Reuters
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0ZR2K5



Breaking News: Another Tesla Model X Crashes On Autopilot - Gas 2
http://gas2.org/2016/07/11/breaking-news-another-tesla-model-x-crashes-autopilot/


Rio Olympics shadowed by Brazil's crisis moment July 06
http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/06/news/economy/rio-de-janeiro-olympics-brazil-one-month/


UFC sold for $4 billion July 11
'UFC, the mixed martial arts league, will be sold for $4 billion, making it by far the richest sale in the history of professional sports.'
http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/11/news/companies/ufc-sold/index.html



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ADULT JOKE
A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats in an airplane. 

After a while the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded, “Yes, that is still one of our laws.”
The priest then asked, “Have you ever eaten pork?”
“Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and ate a bacon sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later the rabbi spoke up and asked, “Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied, “Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asked him, “Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied, “Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke the pledge of my faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent for several minutes.
Finally the rabbi quietly observed, “Beats the shit out of a bacon sandwich doesn’t it?”


Cool pic
(Adult/porn)

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