Wednesday, September 14, 2016

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09/13/2016

United States Announces $38 Billion Israel Military Aid Package - Israel News - Haaretz
http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/1.741838


China to spend $1 trillion on 6,810 new aircraft
http://money.cnn.com/2016/09/13/news/boeing-china-aircraft-forecast/index.html


AI will eliminate six percent of jobs in five years, says report


Watched - Post and Courier
'Police forces across the United States are stockpiling massive databases with personal information from millions of Americans who crossed paths with officers but were not charged with a crime.'
https://data.postandcourier.com/saga/watched/page/1



Russian Hackers Leak U.S. Star Athletes’ Medical Information - NYTimes.com
'The International Tennis Federation said it had granted exceptions for Serena and Venus Williams to take banned substances.'
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/14/sports/simone-biles-serena-venus-williams-russian-hackers-doping.html?referer=
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. Everything goes well-they have their masks on, the bank hands over the money-awesome.
Exiting the bank, they hear sirens and see several cop cars round the corner, so they dash into a small alleyway.
The cops are quick though, and are just about to reach the entrance. There are three empty potato sacks lying against the wall.
"Quick! Hide!" The brunette says, and the three women each crawl into a bag.
A police man comes down the alleyway, looking around for any signs of the women. The potato sacks stick out to him-so he gives the one with the redhead a kick.
"Meow!" goes the redhead, doing her best imitation of a cat.
"Just an alley cat..." The police officer mumbles, moving onto the next bag and delivering a quick nudge with his foot.
"Woof!" Goes the brunette, imitating a dog.
"Just a stray..." The officer mumbles again, heading to the last bag, and giving it a light kick.
"POTATO" grunts the blonde.


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